1966 paul is not dead just horny.

1966
One day John and Paul were working at the studio recording there new album when suddenly Paul said:

P- I forgot, shit I got to go.
j- Where?
P- Pick up my cousin at the airport I was suppose to be there at 6 pm
j- So?
P- So, it´s already bleeding 6:30, I have to go.
j- but luv….
p- John please I have to go I'll see you later
j-this bird is important isn´t she?
P- Please john don´t be cheeky.
j-I'm not I'm not, just be careful of her, she mait bring you danger young one…
p- Fine, I'll stay out of trouble.

Paul then went home changed in to his best suit, got his car and left for the airport. When he got to the airport he saw the bird standing there with a angry face and arms crossed so he thought to himself:

p-Oh, another bleeding bird, who does she think she is, she is gonna see the great sexy Paul McCartney.

He arrived at the pickup place where she was standing, she was a normal bird wearing a school girl uniform, so Paul put on his best smile and got out of the car, when the bird saw him she said:

B-Finally Paulie where were you?
p- Working.
B- Fine, my bags are over there.
Paul controlled himself, as he got the bags and put them and the car he thought:

P-fucking bird that's why I love john he makes me smile and laugh not want to pouch out his guts.

Paul opened the door for the bird, got in the other side and left.

p- So dad tells me you wanna get to know London?
B- Yes!
P-ok then we'll go to my place, you leave your things there and we'll take that tour.
B- Ok!

So they went to Paul's house left her things there and at the last minute Paul decided to take his motor bike and so they went to see London. After looking around London all night Paul suddenly said:

P-it´s getting late we should get going home.
B- But Paul you haven't showed me your work.
p- But it´s getting late

Paul said wanting to get back to john.

B- but paulie!!!!!!!!
p- FINE!

Paul spend up and went to the studio when he was about to arrive he was cut off by a other car making him lose control of the bike and crash into a other car that was parked nearby .luckily he was really close to the studio so john heard the crash and came running out of the studio. When he got to the door he saw Paul on the ground bleeding allover and a bird not far away already being taken care of so he ran to Paul kneeled beside him and said:

j- Paul luv are you all right?
P-*moan* don´t be dramatic john I'm fine *moan*
j- It doesn't sound like it.
p-I'm fine but what about the bird is she all right, my dad is going to kill me if …
J-calm yo horses paulie she is fine.

After john said that he helped Paul get up, Paul put his arm around john´s neck and gave john a in pain but sweet smile and together they went in to the studio and in to the back room where john sat Paul on a little couch in the corner and said:

j- Stay!
P-John I'm not a bleeding dog *moan*
j- Aren't you?

Paul gave john a look

J-fine stay here and I'll go get the first aid kit.

Paul laid down on the couch and john went running across the studio and back, when he came back Paul was there splattered on the couch looking as sexy as ever. Paul seeing john standing in the door way he said:

p- About time, I was getting worried!
j- No need to worry I just couldn't find the first aid kit.

So john kneeled next to Paul and started taking care of him slowly rubbing off the blood of Paul's arm and face as he was doing that Paul beamed at him looking right in his eyes. John suddenly started to lean in to kiss Paul but when he was about to kiss him George walked in and said:

G- What happened??????

John looking at George with an angry face said:

J- And hello to you too Georgie!!!
g- What did you do john??????
p- He did nothing you daft I was riding around on my bike and I got in an accident. John would never hurt me.
g- Who knows the sick things you too do …
j- The same sick things you do with Ringo.
g- Shut up john!!

Wail this was happening Brian walked in and said:

b- What happened to Paul?
J-he fell out a window
b- WAT?
p-his making fun of you, I was in a bike accident.
b- We need to get you to a hospital Paul.
P-I´m fine Brian please the birds are gonna go nuts!
B- Not buts Paul. John, George gets Paul and take him to my car so I can take him.
J- No way I'm coming too!
g- Me too!

John gave George a look and got one back so he said:

j- But you can´t just leave rich alone here.
g- He can come with us!
b- Fine but I don´t know if my little car is gonna fit all of you.
j- We´ll make it fit my dear.

John said mocking the way Brian talks. So they went got Ringo and the car and drove to the hospital, in the car Brian was driving George was next to him and john, Paul and Ringo in the back seat. Suddenly john and Paul started to give each other little awkward touches so Ringo kicked john but missed and got Paul who was right in between them so he grunted loudly so Brian said:

b- Paul are u ok?

Paul looking at Ringo with a angry look said:

p- I'm fine just a bit in pain.
b- It´s ok because we are almost there.

Arriving at the hospital Paul put his arm around john genteelly and walked to the emergency room, Brian, George and Ringo waited at the waiting room, a few hours passed and suddenly there come Paul all stitched up with his arms around john, who was smiling from cheek to cheek.

g- Paul are you alright?
p- Yeah I'm fine the doc got me some stuff to put away the pain.
g- Good!
r- What are you smiling about?

Ringo said looking at john with a confused look.

j- Happy that Paul is alright that's all.
b- Ok boys get going back to the studio and I'll get someone to take Paul to his house.
j- I'll take him to his house just give me a car.

Paul looked at Brian with a scared look because he knew that john was a horrible driver but still Brian gave john the keys and said:

b- Fine, but be careful we already got one Beatle stitched up we don´t need one more, also get back to the studio as soon as Paul is ok.
j- Yes Mimi.

John said making fun of Brian.
So john helped Paul into the car and drove away, after a really scary car ride john and Paul got to the house so again Paul put his arm around john but john teasingly picked up Paul like a bride (making Paul moan a bit in pain) and carried him inside the house, he put Paul on his bed, sat next to him and said:

J-so are you ok now luv?
p- Yeah, thanks for taking care of me just be careful next time you pick me up, that hurt.
J-sorry little Paulie uncle john will be careful next time.

Paul gave john a teasing look, john kissed Paul's forehead and said:

j- Fine I've got to go now or Brian is gonna call Mimi on me.
p- But john aren´t you forgetting something?

Paul gave john a look, biting his lip and widening his big brown eyes, so john grinned and leaned in to Paul and started to kiss him careful not to hurt him. Paul then suddenly got up and sat on top of john completely ignoring the pain, he began kissing him again, they both felt the heat of the moment going thru there bodies as they removed each other shirts they felt there hot skins one against the other, with all that heat and passion they started to moan but just as Paul was about to take john´s pants off they heard a annoying noise, it was the phone.

p- Leave it be!

Paul said kissing john.

j- I can´t luv it mait be Brian.
p- Oh how I hate Brian's sense of timing.

Paul kissed john and got away so he could get up to answer the phone.

j- WHAT?
b- John?
j- Hello Brian.

John said with a cynical voice.

b- Where are you?
j- at Paul's place
b- John you need to work!
j- But Paul needs me!
b- No he doesn't he is a grown man who can take care of himself.
j- but….
b- JOHN! No buts come NOW!
j- FINE!!!!!!!!

John slammed the phone on Brian's face and sat on the couch next to Paul.

p- John you shouldn´t be rude to poor Brian.
j- He just gets on me nerves.
P- It´s his job
j- Then he´s doing it well

Paul giggled so john said:

j- Darling I've got to go.

Paul put on a sad face; john kissed him genteelly on the lips and said:

j- Don´t miss me too much I'll see you again soon.

John left Paul's house and went to the studio, he work a bit more but he could not focus, all he could think about was Paul even when he was already at house in bed with his lovely wife Cynthia all he could think about was Paul and if he was ok , need help or anything so sleepless john got up from bed without waking up cyn, got his jacket and went down stairs, when he got to the kitchen he got a little piece of paper and wrote down "Emergency at the office got to run" he left it on top of the kitchen table so cyn could see and left. When he got to Paul's house he got into a dilemma he didn´t just wanna knock on the door he wanted to be romantic so he got some pebbles and started to throw them at Paul's bedroom window he threw the first one then when he was about to the second one Paul came to the window and by a inch wasn´t hit.

p- WTF do you think you are doing?
j-I was worried!
p- I'm not a baby you know!
j- Sure do look like one
p- Cheeky!

John gave Paul a funny look.

p- but what about cyn?
j- I left a note.
p- Saying what "dear cyn I got lonely so I'm going to Paul's place to fuck like rabbits."

Paul said imitating the way john spoke.

J- I don´t speak like that!

Then john added.

j- So are you just gonna leave me here in the cold and dam.
p- No, I'm gonna make you stay in the hot and sweaty.
j-you naughty boy!!
p-are you going or not?
J- Open the door.
p- It´s open.

John ran up the stairs to Paul's room and when he walked in he saw Paul lying there on his side with one leg bend on top of the other and holding
his head with his hand and only wearing black silk boxers.
John stopped at the door and dwelled in the thought that that sexy man was his.

j- Mccharmly, Mccharmly you are the only person that can look sexy in stitches.
p- So you are just gonna stand there?
J-OH HELLLLLL NO!

John quickly walked in the room while taking his clothing off the only thing he left was his red sexy boxes; he laid on top of Paul and started to kiss him slowly everywhere but carefully so he would not hurt him, but little did he know that Paul had planned this so he had taken a GOOD amount of anesthetics. Paul was getting needier and needier by the minute but john still slowly not wanting to hurt him. So Paul looked at john with his big brown eyes that had a special shine because of the moon light coming from the window and said:

p- How about I speed things up a bit?
j- But it will hurt you.
P-nah for you I can take it.

Paul gave john a sexy little bit on the lip and john rolled of him. Paul got on top of john by sliding himself thru john´s body and stopping at john´s crotch which he could feel right against his as Paul started to kiss john from john´s ruff and tender lips to his soft chest going right above his underwear as he was doing that he also rubbed himself against john´s groin and he did that both he and john started to moan, john suddenly howled Paul's name:

J-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

So Paul got the message and started to take john´s underwear off slowly teasing him with every move he suddenly gave one pull and throw john´s underwear across the room. John gave a little pull on Paul's underwear in which revealed Paul's equally hard cock. Paul then went down to john´s cock  and tried to give him "a good time" but not even all the medicine he took could make the pain in his mouth go away. So john seeing that Paul was in pain gave a little tape on Paul's shoulder and said:

j- Don´t get ahead of yourself, let me take care of you.
So he got Paul and put him on his back genteelly, he started to lick and kiss his hairy but yet soft chest moving closer and closer to his cock but not touching it. John went back to Paul face and said:
j- I'm not a bird to give you a blowjob but I can give you something better.

Paul´s eyes wided and he asked:

p- What?
j- Love, I love you Paul.
p- I love you too john.
j- But just one thing.
P-What luv?
j- Next time listen to me when I say that the bird is trouble and don´t ever scare me like that again I thought I had lost you forever!

As john said those last words there were tears almost forming on his eyes so he looked away. Paul put his hand slowly and genteelly on john cheek rubbing it a bit and said:

p- John there two things you have to always remember.
j- *sniff* what?
P-first never be afraid of your feelings, just because you are big manly John Lennon doesn't mean that you can´t cry when you are sad. Secondly you will always have me by your side even if we are miles away from each other I'll be there right here.

Paul touched john´s chest right where his heart is which made the tears really run down john´s face. John still trying to hide his feelings got away from Paul and sat on the bed looking away, when finally with a sad voice he spoke:

j- I just don´t want you leaving me just like everyone else, dad, mum, stu. It would kill me to lose you too.
p- John

Paul said as he moved closer to john putting his arms around him.

p-they didn´t leave because of you my mum left too and you didn´t even know her, it was just there time.

As Paul said that he remembered his mum and all the little memories that he was of her and suddenly he started to cry too. John turned around and saw Paul crying so he kissed him lightly on the lips and said:

j- Look luv don´t cry just because I'm crying, when you need anything I'll be for you.
Paul fell crying into john´s arms hugging him tight and said:
p- i love you john thanks for being here for me.
j- My pleaser paulie.

John laid down on the bed and Paul put his head lightly on john´s chest and playing with john´s chest hair and john rubbing Paul's hair they went all night talking and remembering.